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Don’t let the Left’s fleeting love-fest with GOP Sen. Rand Paul fool you; if you’re a conservative, you’re still a fascist. At least the folks behind Activist 360 think you are, and they caught Ace of Spades’ attention with some, er, though-provoking tweets like these.

@sevenbowie Truth be said, today's #GOP is a fascist party.—
  (@activist360) March 06, 2013

#GOP Fascism Turning US Into Corporatist Plutocracy: Wealth Inequality Is MUCH Worse Than U Realize read.bi/10aAuux #p2 #ows #tcot—
  (@activist360) March 06, 2013

Fascist #SCOTUS Justice Antonin "Mussolini In Robes" Scalia & The Quest To Return To The Days Of Jim Crow bit.ly/W2dhHa #p2 #tcot—
  (@activist360) March 09, 2013

@saysshe2011 Today's #GOP Is A Fascist Party Who Will Protect At All Cost Their Corporatist Plutocrat Sugar Daddies. #p2 #p2b #ows #tcot—
  (@activist360) March 09, 2013

hey guys they just announced the winner of the Most Uses of the Word Fascist in a Single Tweet contest. This "activist" guy just won a car—
DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 09, 2013

@jackmcoldcuts it's a 1999 Ford Fascist—
DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 09, 2013

Apparently there’s no limit to the number of times you can use the word “fascist” and still take yourself seriously, so Ace decided to kick off a hashtag to compile a list of other #thingswhicharefascist. Caution: fascism is everywhere.

#thingswhicharefascist short haircuts—
DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist math—
DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist not killing Americans with drones—
DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist One of the Amendments—
DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist Bob Woodward—
DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist cis-gender normativism—
DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist subversive thoughtcrimes—
DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 09, 2013

Who else wants to get in on this?

#thingswhicharefascist money—
Miké (@ThePantau) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist women shooting rapists—
Gun Toting Buckeye (@ED_R_1976) March 09, 2013

#ThingsWhichAreFascist Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet—
ryuge (@0ryuge) March 09, 2013

@AceofSpadesHQ #thingswhicharefascist Oil—
Brent Cochran (@BrentCochran1) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist oxygen—
  (@chemjeff) March 09, 2013

@AceofSpadesHQ Soap. #thingswhicharefascist—
Gary Altman (@AltmanGary) March 09, 2013

Having to pay money for, like, rent and food and stuff. Like, that stuff should be free, right? #thingswhicharefascist—
Chris McKeever (@TheRealMcKeever) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist definitely turtles—
tyler stevens (@UnkleFabio) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist women's secondary sexual characteristics but not their primary one which is Empowering You Guys—
DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 09, 2013

#ThingsWhichAreFascist Putting y'all back in chains—
ryuge (@0ryuge) March 09, 2013

@AceofSpadesHQ The Parental-Industrial Complex #thingswhicharefascist—
Eric Arsenal (@EricArsenal) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist Justin Bieber.—
Sunny (@sunnyright) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist Testicles, which are the Goebbles and Hess of the genital power structure.—
DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist Birthers, but not Truthers, who ask some really good questions—
DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist Wacky Birds—
KBDaBear (@kbdabear) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist Elizabeth Hasselbeck—
Dying Language Poet (@jackmcoldcuts) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist

THIS!!!! A thousand times THIS!!!!!!!!! http://t.co/62BMslZpAJ—
CoolCzech (@CoolCzech1) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist being mean you guys.—
Michael Tams (@michaeltams) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist Attending the funerals of South American dictators.—
David MacGuire (@PDMacGuire) March 09, 2013

#ThingsWhichAreFascist

ObamaCare waivers. ObamaCare too.—
Mike (@mrjc1) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist Chicken sandwiches produced by restaurants owned by Christians.—
Brian Rose (@drbtrose) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist Big Gulps—
DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 09, 2013

#ThingsWhichAreFascist: Autotune—
The Obsidian Owl (@TheObsidianOwl) March 09, 2013

#thingswhicharefascist that stores sell feminine napkins but they don't sell fapkins for men—
DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 09, 2013

#ThingsWhichAreFascist McDonalds took too long with my sandwich. Pretty damn fascist of them!—
Art Kimes (Hacked!) (@ComradeArthur) March 09, 2013

I am, for pointing out that #thingswhicharefascist is ungrammatical.—
Sirius U. Geyes (@lheal) March 09, 2013

#ThingsWhichAreFascist Hashtags!—
  (@bitmaelstrom) March 09, 2013

OK, we’re done here.

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